Translation Productive?

I was trying to translate my rice tonight and found out it was "more productive than other rice"... wtf does that mean? In honor of this and Matt's upcoming trip to Tokyo, I have hence-forth created this blog post of hilarious bad translations.

Enjoy more at these links:

http://www.oddee.com/item_96533.aspx
http://www.jnweb.com/funny/translation.html
http://www.engrish.com/